// free tools
Find out what's costing you customers.
Free AI tools that show you what's wrong with your ads, your copy, and your funnel — and how to fix it. Built for Canadian businesses.
// the roast suite
Brutal. Accurate. Free.
Six tools that tell you the truth about your marketing: your copy, your niche, your brand, your ads, your funnel, your offer. No polite scores out of 100. Just precise, actionable feedback.
The Marketing Roast
Paste any copy. We tear it apart and rewrite it correctly.
Try it →Is Your Niche Dead?
Brutal market reality check. Survival odds, what's killing it, and your escape hatch.
Try it →Vibe Check
Drop your brand touchpoints. We find the mixed signals and name the root cause.
Try it →Would I Click This?
We become your target customer and give you their unfiltered internal monologue.
Try it →Funnel Autopsy
Describe your funnel. We diagnose exactly where leads are dying, stage by stage.
Try it →Offer Audit
Is your offer compelling or just a feature list? We tell you what's missing and rewrite it.
Try it →// calculators + analyzers
ROAS / CPL Calculator
Canadian CPL benchmarks by vertical and city. Enter your budget, close rate, and job value. See your projected leads, revenue, and ROAS before you spend a dollar.
AI Content Scorer
Paste any blog post, email, or landing page and get an AI-driven score across readability, SEO signal, engagement, and Canadian market fit.
Ad Copy Analyzer
Feed in your ad creative and get instant feedback on hook strength, CTA clarity, emotional resonance, and compliance flags. Before you spend a dollar.