9 free tools
Find out what's costing you customers.
Free AI tools that show you what's wrong with your ads, your copy, and your funnel — and how to fix it. Built for Canadian businesses.
The Roast Suite
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🔥The Marketing Roast
Paste any copy. We tear it apart and rewrite it correctly.
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💀Is Your Niche Dead?
Brutal market reality check. Survival odds, what's killing it, and your escape hatch.
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👁️Vibe Check
Drop your brand touchpoints. We find the mixed signals and name the root cause.
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🖱️Would I Click This?
We become your target customer and give you their unfiltered internal monologue.
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🩸Funnel Autopsy
Describe your funnel. We diagnose exactly where leads are dying, stage by stage.
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🎯Offer Audit
Is your offer compelling or just a feature list? We tell you what's missing and rewrite it.
Calculators + Analyzers
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💰ROAS / CPL Calculator
Canadian CPL benchmarks by vertical and city. Enter your budget, close rate, and job value. See your projected leads, revenue, and ROAS before you spend a dollar.
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📊AI Content Scorer
Paste any blog post, email, or landing page and get an AI-driven score across readability, SEO signal, engagement, and Canadian market fit.
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🔍Ad Copy Analyzer
Feed in your ad creative and get instant feedback on hook strength, CTA clarity, emotional resonance, and compliance flags. Before you spend a dollar.