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Tools

9 free tools

Find out what's costing you customers.

Free AI tools that show you what's wrong with your ads, your copy, and your funnel — and how to fix it. Built for Canadian businesses.

The Roast Suite

6 tools

🔥The Marketing Roast

Paste any copy. We tear it apart and rewrite it correctly.

💀Is Your Niche Dead?

Brutal market reality check. Survival odds, what's killing it, and your escape hatch.

👁️Vibe Check

Drop your brand touchpoints. We find the mixed signals and name the root cause.

🖱️Would I Click This?

We become your target customer and give you their unfiltered internal monologue.

🩸Funnel Autopsy

Describe your funnel. We diagnose exactly where leads are dying, stage by stage.

🎯Offer Audit

Is your offer compelling or just a feature list? We tell you what's missing and rewrite it.

Calculators + Analyzers

3 tools

💰ROAS / CPL Calculator

Canadian CPL benchmarks by vertical and city. Enter your budget, close rate, and job value. See your projected leads, revenue, and ROAS before you spend a dollar.

📊AI Content Scorer

Paste any blog post, email, or landing page and get an AI-driven score across readability, SEO signal, engagement, and Canadian market fit.

🔍Ad Copy Analyzer

Feed in your ad creative and get instant feedback on hook strength, CTA clarity, emotional resonance, and compliance flags. Before you spend a dollar.