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Tools

9 free tools

Find out what's costing you customers.

Free AI tools that show you what's wrong with your ads, your copy, and your funnel, and how to fix it. Built for Canadian businesses.

The Roast Suite

6 tools

🔥The Marketing Roast

Paste any copy. We tear it apart and rewrite it correctly.

💀Is Your Niche Dead?

Brutal market reality check. Survival odds, what's killing it, and your escape hatch.

👁️Vibe Check

Drop your brand touchpoints. We find the mixed signals and name the root cause.

🖱️Would I Click This?

We become your target customer and give you their unfiltered internal monologue.

🩸Funnel Autopsy

Describe your funnel. We diagnose exactly where leads are dying, stage by stage.

🎯Offer Audit

Is your offer compelling or just a feature list? We tell you what's missing and rewrite it.

Calculators + Analyzers

3 tools

💰ROAS / CPL Calculator

Canadian CPL benchmarks by vertical and city. Enter your budget, close rate, and job value. See your projected leads, revenue, and ROAS before you spend a dollar.

📊AI Content Scorer

Paste any blog post, email, or landing page and get an AI-driven score across readability, SEO signal, engagement, and Canadian market fit.

🔍Ad Copy Analyzer

Feed in your ad creative and get instant feedback on hook strength, CTA clarity, emotional resonance, and compliance flags. Before you spend a dollar.